Do you remember in the fairy tale
How the wicked witch’s spell
Changed the handsome prince to a toad?
Through the power of her potion,
She handed him the notion
That he was lower than the dirt in the road.

And though she left him green and warted,
Her evil plan was thwarted
When there chanced to happen by a young miss
Who, in spite of his complexion,
Offered her affection
And broke the wicked curse with her kiss.

Well, if you’ve never been a-frog kissin’
Then you don’t know whatcha been missin’!
There’s a world of opportunity
Under each and every log!
If you’ve never been a charm breaker,
And if you’ve never been a handsome-prince maker,

Then slow down, turn around, bend down, and kiss you a frog!

Once upon a time ago,
I was down and feelin’ low
Like a lowly frog in a pond.
Life was just a joke, ’n’
I was very near a-croakin’
I was zapped by life’s wicked wand.

But in the depths of my depression
There came a true expression
Of love from a lady so sweet;
She gave me warm fuzzy feelin’s,
Feelin’s that were healin’,
And knocked me off my little webbed feet!

Well, if you’ve never been a-frog kissin’
Then you don’t know whatcha been missin’!
There’s a world of opportunity
Under each and every log!
If you’ve never been a charm breaker,
And if you’ve never been a handsome-prince maker,

Then slow down, turn around, bend down, and kiss you a frog!

There is a happy-ever-after land
Deep in the heart of man
Where a prince or princess abides,
But all we get are glimpses
Of that handsome prince or princess,
’Cause they’re covered by a green, warty hide.

And though they’re full of life’s potential,
They’re lacking one essential
To enable them to shine like a star,
And that’s to have some guy or missis
Smother them with kisses
And love them while they’re just like they are.

And that’s the secret of frog kissin’
And you can do it too if you’ll just listen:

Just slow down, turn around, bend down, and kiss you a frog!

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