GREEN RIVER PIRATE
by Mark Kinney    27 October 2001
ttto "Congo River"

A pirate lost down the Green River
	No, Ray, no
Got stuck over a Murray's dinner
	No, Ray, oh ghod no!
Got stuck down inside his brainpan
	No, Ray, no
Started his act, the audience be damned
	No, Ray, oh ghod no!
Stop it now with no delay
	No, Ray, no
"I'm pillaging your biscuits, matey!"
	No, Ray, oh ghod no!

Associates are getting nervous
Now he's bugging all the people who serve us
He pokes and waves his arms so wildly
He's a horrible boor to put it mildly
Stop it now with no delay
	No, Ray, no
"You can oil me cannonballs, matey!"
	No, Ray, oh ghod no!

Don't know what started this conversation
That seriously tempted his disintegration
We all wished he'd let it founder
But he just got wilder and louder
Stop it now with no delay
	No, Ray, no
"You can swab my poopdeck, matey!"
	No, Ray, oh ghod no!

Now he's got one associate running
Getting louder and worse, it was just stunning
We got him out of the restaurant
He's why we had to find a new haunt
Stop it now with no delay
	No, Ray, no
"I'll show your the bowels of me ship, matey!"
	No, Ray, oh ghod no!