THE GAMERS OF MUNCIE
by Mark Kinney  7 January 2002
ttto "The Streets of Laredo"/"The Bard of Armagh"

Oh listen to the tales of the gamers of Muncie
That we all first heard of in K-O-D-T
Whether Hackmaster, Cattlepunk, Spacehack or Fairy Meat
The Guns of August or Monopoly

The Knights of the Dinner Table, they did start it
Wasting with crossbows and fireballs online
and Nitro's Black Hands, they meet at the Games Pit
He hopes Andy Warhol will keep them in line

There's Patty's Perps, where Crutch did find his place
And experience points are kept in a bowl
The less we say about Troy's Boys, the better
I wonder if Lanky still needs a mink stole

Of course Hacker's Slackers, Earl Slackmozer's fine band
And with the Dorm Troopers, is Sheila in pain?
And Logan's Heroes, playing short by one man
It'll be quite some time 'till we see them again