The links below pretty much all go to text files, so you'll need to use Ye Olde Backe Arrowe to return to this page. I may eventually do mp3s of a few things, for those who will listen to anything.
Send feedback, death threats, criticisms, notice of litigation, etc. to me at alberich@iglou.com.
Last updated on March 30th, 2002.
The Assassin's Road -- based on Lone Wolf and Cub.
Darth Maul's Song -- from Star Wars: Episode I.
The Gamers of Muncie -- based on Knights of the Dinner Table.
HAL 9000 Regrets -- from 2001: A Space Oddysey.
Kwisatz Haderach -- on stuff from Dune with some help from James W. King.
Little Slaughterhouse on the Prairie -- a weird combination of Dracula and Little House on the Prairie inspired by an offhand comment.
Officer of the Watch -- a song based on my first SF exposure outside of Trek/Wars: Robert Heinlein's "The Long Watch," from Green Hills of Earth.
The Tannot Farmer -- based on the FarScape episode "Thank God It's Friday... Again."
The Full Monty -- about an incident at a convention that went a bit too far... [PARENTAL GUIDANCE WARNING]
Green River Pirate -- wherein Ray pillages your biscuits, matey. [PARENTAL GUIDANCE WARNING]
The House in Bowling Green -- about a place my friends used to hang out.
The Night the Lights Went Out at Concave -- about a particularly memorable con when a storm knocked out the power at a hotel in the middle of nowhere...
Perpetual Stupidity Machine -- wherein Ray invents perpetual motion.
Black Tuesday -- about 9/11.
Killfile -- originally written as an instafilk flame response on rec.music.filk.
Knocking On a Stranger's Door -- not about any real incident, really. Inspired by something said at a friend's wedding gathering.
Space Stations -- about dropping large pieces of space equipment on the Earth.
Mark Kinney / alberich@iglou.com